The outside temperature where I live has been extremely hot over the past week or so. Add in some high humidity and the conditions for outdoor activity are less-than-favorable. I get cranky when I have to move around outside in the heat of the day. Apparently, I’m not alone. I got up early one morning…
Month: June 2018
You Want Me to do What?
This really is a fabulously funny story but I am short on time so it’s going to be a snicker that will make you laugh. Long story short, I bought a little Igloo refrigerator/freezer. I bought it at Walmart last June and it had a one-year warranty. I didn’t use it all winter. When I…
Almost My Underwear
As much as I do not want to write this next sentence, I have to because it’s an essential part of the story. Without it, there is no story. So here goes. The other day I went shopping…for underwear. While shopping, things got a little personal. For some reason, nearly every time I go into…
A Fabulously Funny Snicker: Pretend it’s 1995
I was at a brewery the other day. It was new to me and so was the message written on the small chalkboard behind the bar. Let me go back several years and paint a picture of being out for drinks and wings. It was the usual Friday night event at the Red Barn. As…
You Think You Are, but You’re Not
I recently was back in my favorite city for a few days. I planned ahead so that I was sure to see and do everything I wanted to see and do while there. However, sometimes you think you’re going to do something, but then you find out, you’re not. Do you think you’re going to…
A Fabulously Funny Snicker: Unpack It
Sometimes everyday life gives me a fabulously funny snicker rather than an out loud laugh. When written, a shared fabulously funny snicker is shorter in length than a fabulously funny story and longer than a fabulously funny tweet. You’ll catch on once I stop writing ‘fabulously funny’ so many times in a single sentence. I…
My Fruit of the Womb 