I wanted to wrap up my Christmas shopping with a stop at a Bath & Body Works. I don’t buy their stuff when it’s full price because I can’t see spending $12 on a bottle of lotion so I can “put the lotion on the skin.” That’s a quote from the movie Joe Dirt. Yes,…
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You’ll Cut Your Bells
It’s beginning to feel a lot like…what the hell? It’s early November and it’s already Christmasey everywhere you go. Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t have used ‘hell’ in that sentence given I’m talking about Christmas, but what the hell? I was in the grocery store on the second day of November picking up a few…
Something Old, Something New
I went to the Habitat for Humanity Restore the other day. I wasn’t shopping for anything in particular, but I thought I’d stop in and look around at the old stuff people no longer wanted. Surprisingly, I found something new and I’m still trying to get over it. Upon arriving at the store, I noticed…
Unintentional Consequences
I started this blog because I noticed a lot of funny things happen in everyday life. Paying attention to those things makes me laugh so I wanted to share the laughter. I rarely have difficulty finding a story to post each Tuesday and Friday, which shows how much funniness there is in daily life. Given…
Just Slice It
I can remember going to PT, which was the local grocery store, and buying doughnuts filled with sugar icing that oozed out with each bite. Ooze and bite probably shouldn’t be used in the same sentence but I’m gonna leave it as is because it’s a good memory. As a kid, shopping for doughnuts and…
She Needs to Have a Puppy
My niece, a different one than in the Reba the Mail Lady story, and her husband are expecting their first baby in the Fall. I wanted to buy a unique handmade baby gift so I went to the seaside market where all the local crafters sold their wares. Now that I think about it, ‘sold…
My Fruit of the Womb 