I know, I know! I’m a day late, but I’m not a dollar short-at least I don’t think so. Actually, ‘day late and dollar short’ is a funny saying. I consulted with my friend Urban Dictionary who said it’s “…like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you…
Tag: Humor
The Good Old Days
What has happened to communication? It used to be that if you wanted to talk to someone you wrote them a letter, met in person with them, or called them on the telephone with a rotary dial that was in the front room. What happened to the good old days? Let’s start with written communication….
Takeover Talkers
I’ve heard people complain about some people who talk on their cell phone in the presence of other people. Did you get that? I’m asking because there were a lot of people in that sentence. People complained, some talked, and still others were simply in the presence of those who talked…on a cell phone. Truth…
You’re Not that Special
When people speak, I listen. Okay, sometimes I pretend to listen. While I’m listening or pretending, I’m definitely not talking. As I’ve said before, I think it is high schoolerish to talk when someone else has the floor. I’m starting to think I’m in the minority on this issue because over the past week, there…
There was a lot of Pretending
While traveling for the Thanksgiving holiday, I stayed at a hotel and ate in the dining room. Little did I know there would be a lot of pretending. Upon arrival in the dining area there was not a soul in sight. I knew that meant things were not going to go well but I didn’t…
The Day After
After what I ate while giving thanks yesterday I am spending today giving my new activity tracker a workout. That’s a lie. I’m not being active today. I hit a step goal and am willing to incur a few penalties for inactivity over the remainder of the day. I could do a few other things…
My Fruit of the Womb 