I went to two Christmas parades last weekend. Yes, that’s a lot of parading in one weekend, but it was worth it. I had a few laughs and came to realize that parades aren’t what they used to be. When I was growing up, we would go to the annual university homecoming parade that marched…
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Unwanted Attention
It’s December 1st and opening day for Christmas season, which means getting decorations out of the attic and going to the ‘holiday party’ at work. At last year’s party, I got a little more attention than I wanted. No, I didn’t overindulge and tell anybody off, at least I don’t think I did. But I…
There was a lot of Pretending
While traveling for the Thanksgiving holiday, I stayed at a hotel and ate in the dining room. Little did I know there would be a lot of pretending. Upon arrival in the dining area there was not a soul in sight. I knew that meant things were not going to go well but I didn’t…
The Day After
After what I ate while giving thanks yesterday I am spending today giving my new activity tracker a workout. That’s a lie. I’m not being active today. I hit a step goal and am willing to incur a few penalties for inactivity over the remainder of the day. I could do a few other things…
Size Matters
I went to Subway the other day and while there, I was thrown for a loop. As I think about it, ‘thrown for a loop’ is a funny saying. I wonder who came up with that? I guess it really doesn’t matter who coined the phrase, which is another funny saying, because what does matter…
You’ll Cut Your Bells
It’s beginning to feel a lot like…what the hell? It’s early November and it’s already Christmasey everywhere you go. Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t have used ‘hell’ in that sentence given I’m talking about Christmas, but what the hell? I was in the grocery store on the second day of November picking up a few…
My Fruit of the Womb 