I miss the good old days when I called a business and a real live person who could help me answered the phone. There weren’t recorded people on the other end of the line who directed me to push a certain button to reach someone who might be able to help me. There weren’t technological…
Tag: life
A Snap and Two Barks
I was in Chattanooga last week. I’d been there before but only on a pass-through from Nashville. This was a pass-through too, but I had a little extra time to explore. However, things got a little ruff. I decided to walk from the Chattanooga Choo Choo to the riverfront area rather than take the shuttle. …
The Great Pretenders…. Or Liars
I can remember playing pretend when I as a child. I would clean up the little wooden playhouse in the back yard, arrange the kitchen, set the table with dusty old china, and have my mom come over for tea. I was about 5 years old at the time and the playhouse didn’t have electricity…
What’s Free?
I don’t write about politics because there is absolutely nothing fabulously funny about it. But the reality is, I have to live under the rules put in place by those who engage in rhetoric-rhetoric designed to make me believe that I’m getting something that I’m not. Spring is the time of year when I take…
A Day Late and A Dollar Short
I know, I know! I’m a day late, but I’m not a dollar short-at least I don’t think so. Actually, ‘day late and dollar short’ is a funny saying. I consulted with my friend Urban Dictionary who said it’s “…like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you…
Off the Beaten Path
Sometimes you go off the beaten path because you want or need to, or because you were mistakenly led and willingly followed someone in the wrong direction. Going off the beaten path can be good, such as not following your usual schedule, or bad, as is in going one way when you should have gone…
My Fruit of the Womb 