The world is a noisy place. There is a lot of chatter that clutters up the peaceful silence that we should all be enjoying. I’ve noticed that a lot of this chatter is of the ‘talk about myself’ variety. I was taught it was impolite to talk about yourself. Today, the backdoor brag, humblebrag, and…
Tag: funny
I Went A Broad
I was on vacation a few weeks ago. For the first time ever, I traveled across the Atlantic. I don’t like to fly in airplanes so I wasn’t looking forward to the actual ‘travel’ part of the trip. It just doesn’t make sense to me that a thing that big can go that high in…
Pain in My Asset
I use a lot of technology in my daily life. When it works well, it can be a real asset, but when it doesn’t, it’s a real pain in the asset. It was Saturday evening and I was headed out for a late dinner because I was too lazy to whip something up at home. …
Just Slice It
I can remember going to PT, which was the local grocery store, and buying doughnuts filled with sugar icing that oozed out with each bite. Ooze and bite probably shouldn’t be used in the same sentence but I’m gonna leave it as is because it’s a good memory. As a kid, shopping for doughnuts and…
It’s Never too Late
My dream job isn’t my real job. Don’t get me wrong, I like what I do, but it doesn’t make people stand up and cheer, or sing along. I’ve spent a lot of time in my not-my-dream job helping people to get on board. While I’ve had some success, it doesn’t come close to what…
High Schoolerish
I had a lot of fun in high school. It was a long time ago but I still remember all the shenanigans just like they happened yesterday. I was so busy having fun that the guidance counselor declared I would never be what I wanted to be, but I’m a healthy middle-aged woman in spite…
My Fruit of the Womb 