My dream job isn’t my real job. Don’t get me wrong, I like what I do, but it doesn’t make people stand up and cheer, or sing along. I’ve spent a lot of time in my not-my-dream job helping people to get on board. While I’ve had some success, it doesn’t come close to what…
Category: comedy
High Schoolerish
I had a lot of fun in high school. It was a long time ago but I still remember all the shenanigans just like they happened yesterday. I was so busy having fun that the guidance counselor declared I would never be what I wanted to be, but I’m a healthy middle-aged woman in spite…
Blubberer
I never considered myself to be a blubberer. It usually takes a lot for me to blubber. But last week, somebody should have posted a special blubber bulletin. My family gathered for a weeklong vacation for the first time in a few years. I planned a family dinner for the first night at the vacation…
Slice and Dice
Summer is a time for vacation. We always went to the beach for our summer family vacation but the trip was over 600 miles long and there was no way to shorten it, regardless of how we sliced and diced it. I was teenager-ish when I went on my first trip to the beach. My…
She Needs to Have a Puppy
My niece, a different one than in the Reba the Mail Lady story, and her husband are expecting their first baby in the Fall. I wanted to buy a unique handmade baby gift so I went to the seaside market where all the local crafters sold their wares. Now that I think about it, ‘sold…
Tree-Huggerish
I don’t consider myself to be a tree-hugger in the true sense of the word. I say that because I believe that saving the child rather than the gorilla was the right thing to do. A true tree-hugger probably saw that differently. On the other hand (yes, there are 4 fingers and a thumb), I…
My Fruit of the Womb 