I made some new friends this week. I wasn’t in the market for any because I like the ones I have, but these friends just kind of happened. And for a while, I was having trouble keeping up. Several years ago I received a fitness tracker as a gift. It was an upgrade from the…
Category: comedy
Humblebragging Fidget Spinners
The world is a noisy place. There is a lot of chatter that clutters up the peaceful silence that we should all be enjoying. I’ve noticed that a lot of this chatter is of the ‘talk about myself’ variety. I was taught it was impolite to talk about yourself. Today, the backdoor brag, humblebrag, and…
I Went A Broad
I was on vacation a few weeks ago. For the first time ever, I traveled across the Atlantic. I don’t like to fly in airplanes so I wasn’t looking forward to the actual ‘travel’ part of the trip. It just doesn’t make sense to me that a thing that big can go that high in…
Well, I Waited
I went to the doctor’s office the other day. I try to avoid them as much as possible because it usually involves a huge chunk of time, money, and a lot of hassle, but I had no choice. I needed someone to look in my ear and the doctor’s office was the only place with…
Pain in My Asset
I use a lot of technology in my daily life. When it works well, it can be a real asset, but when it doesn’t, it’s a real pain in the asset. It was Saturday evening and I was headed out for a late dinner because I was too lazy to whip something up at home. …
Just Slice It
I can remember going to PT, which was the local grocery store, and buying doughnuts filled with sugar icing that oozed out with each bite. Ooze and bite probably shouldn’t be used in the same sentence but I’m gonna leave it as is because it’s a good memory. As a kid, shopping for doughnuts and…
My Fruit of the Womb 