Did you get a little clipsy yesterday? I didn’t; I paced myself. I first learned about totality, umbra, and diamonds in the sky a few months ago. Oh, I guess I’ve heard something about Lucy being in the sky with diamonds but unfortunately, John Lennon isn’t part of this story. Anyway, I have to give…
Category: aging
#JustStayFat
I made some new friends this week. I wasn’t in the market for any because I like the ones I have, but these friends just kind of happened. And for a while, I was having trouble keeping up. Several years ago I received a fitness tracker as a gift. It was an upgrade from the…
I Went A Broad
I was on vacation a few weeks ago. For the first time ever, I traveled across the Atlantic. I don’t like to fly in airplanes so I wasn’t looking forward to the actual ‘travel’ part of the trip. It just doesn’t make sense to me that a thing that big can go that high in…
Well, I Waited
I went to the doctor’s office the other day. I try to avoid them as much as possible because it usually involves a huge chunk of time, money, and a lot of hassle, but I had no choice. I needed someone to look in my ear and the doctor’s office was the only place with…
Just Slice It
I can remember going to PT, which was the local grocery store, and buying doughnuts filled with sugar icing that oozed out with each bite. Ooze and bite probably shouldn’t be used in the same sentence but I’m gonna leave it as is because it’s a good memory. As a kid, shopping for doughnuts and…
It’s Never too Late
My dream job isn’t my real job. Don’t get me wrong, I like what I do, but it doesn’t make people stand up and cheer, or sing along. I’ve spent a lot of time in my not-my-dream job helping people to get on board. While I’ve had some success, it doesn’t come close to what…
My Fruit of the Womb 